he only calls me when he needs money or snacks or a place to hide
Tag: kelvet outpost things
[Image description: Tag reading “random guards who only have names so I don’t have to call them guard 1 and guard 2”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: In three months, these guards are going to have families, detailed backstories, and quests for revenge against the murderers of their former lovers
Best spots to see the eclipse and bigfoot at the same time.
WHOSE MAKING THESE
i’m gonna overlay this map with the map of starbucks’ in the ideal location of the eclipse and i’m gonna take bigfoot on the greatest date of his life
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Bigfoot Footage Stabilized
me walking to my room after someone makes fun ov somethin im insecure about
screaming into the void since '89 