iggys-sous-chef:

seerya:

elthara:

seerya:

THE BROS: If the Royal Tombs had been left in better condition, we’d have more weapons for the Armiger.

THAT 2,000 YEAR OLD FUCKER WITH HIS 117 WEAPONS ARSENAL: Yes…too bad…(kicks walls)…the old kings…(tears down a pillar)…didn’t know…(pours gasoline)…how to build things…(lights a match)…to last.

WHAT A PITY. “Natural” decay. Pff.

Now I can’t get the image of Ardyn, like, painting lewd graffiti all over some of the tombs.

And then the Chocobros finding it and just being like ????.

NOCTIS: I wish I knew what these inscriptions said…

IGNIS: (with a pained expression) This is actually a very clever pun…

NOCTIS: So, what does it mean?

IGNIS: (with a heavy sigh) It can mean either “Somnus is a dick” or Somnus likes dick".

NOCTIS:

GLADIO:

IGNIS: (under his breath) Learn Old Lucian they said. It’ll be fun, the said…

PROMPTO: Which symbol is “dick”–

NOCTIS/GLADIO: Prompto, NO.

Prompto, YES

[fic] phantom pain

mushydesserts:

Day Number: 4 – Chronic Pain

Pairings: Gladio/Noct

Rating: G

Warnings: Canon-compliant

Summary: From up here on the bluffs, it’s as if they can see the whole world from its very edge — the wide, endless expanse of the sky above ink-blue in the west and watery rose-grey in the east, fading seamlessly to meet with the plane of the ocean below.

Or: Gladio puts down his sword for the last time.

Additional Notes: Another one for @gladnoctweek, if a little late!


“So. Not even a little bit, huh?”

“…”

“A small one?”

“…”

“What if it’s puny?

“You finding this funny?” Gladio grunts.

“I happen to find it hilarious.”

“You would,” Gladio says, leaning back against the stone wall behind them in the dark.

Noct is unfazed, kicking his feet over the side of the ledge with a smirk tugging at his mouth. “A day comes when a man just has to put down his enormous, free-swinging, hard-beaten, two-handed sword,” he says, not quite mournful.

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irishais:

FAITH, by irishais

It’s so hard to keep from losing it entirely. (For a moment, Nyx isn’t sure what “it” he’s talking about.) One-shot, Lunyx. 

(Headphones recommended; it’s really quiet for some reason.)

Recording some of my own fics; thought you all might enjoy listening!

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