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-I’m holding a weeklong black friday sale for the prints this weekend (starts friday) so most of yall can get in your posters on time. (shipping out of canada was a bitch and a half last year, and i’m up around 27,000 followers compared to last christmas season sO ¯_(ツ)_/¯) I’m gonna try and take down the print prices by like 20% across the board
after this event i’ll put up the listing for festive holiday cards (i bought a bunch off the internet they came in the other day) so yall can have me write memessages in fancy writing for your holiday cards, be they christmas, yule, whatev.
THE BROS: If the Royal Tombs had been left in better condition, we’d have more weapons for the Armiger.
THAT 2,000 YEAR OLD FUCKER WITH HIS 117 WEAPONS ARSENAL: Yes…too bad…(kicks walls)…the old kings…(tears down a pillar)…didn’t know…(pours gasoline)…how to build things…(lights a match)…to last.
WHAT A PITY. “Natural” decay. Pff.
Now I can’t get the image of Ardyn, like, painting lewd graffiti all over some of the tombs.
And then the Chocobros finding it and just being like ????.
NOCTIS: I wish I knew what these inscriptions said…
IGNIS: (with a pained expression) This is actually a very clever pun…
NOCTIS: So, what does it mean?
IGNIS: (with a heavy sigh) It can mean either “Somnus is a dick” or Somnus likes dick".
NOCTIS: …
GLADIO: …
IGNIS: (under his breath) Learn Old Lucian they said. It’ll be fun, the said…
PROMPTO: Which symbol is “dick”–
NOCTIS/GLADIO: Prompto, NO.
Prompto, YES
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a drawing of edward playin’ the lute in the style of Miguel from El Dorado.
for my new sa forums icon!
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
I don’t know what to do with this information
… don’t die
The chronicle of the monk Herbert of Reichenau for the year 1021 ends “My brother Werner was born on November 1.“
1021 was not an uneventful year. The emperor began a campaign into Italy. Illustrious abbots died. There was an earthquake. But Herbert took the time to note, at the end of the year, that his brother was born.
Of such acts of tenderness is history made.
You know what, having a popular post IS always a curse, but I’m happy this one got notes
Hot Take: We are actually living in a “gasoline punk” alternate universe, where technology continued to develop along the lines of hydrocarbon combustion, even though nuclear energy has been available for decades.
Well that explains the comically exaggerated, dystopian nightmare setting that appears to be a very badly concealed metaphor about oppression. Someone tell the sixteen year old writing me that they don’t have to kill off every cool character.
screaming into the void since '89 