lunapics:

churchyardgrim:

jpfinch1:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

Now we’re having a good day again.

Vampires are low on my lists of fears because komodo dragons are scarier. What is your opinion of komodo dragons and vampires on the Fear Scale.

vampireapologist:

Komodo Dragons live in one single area of islands and are also easy to identify. Vampires can just be like, a dude, y’know. Some dude in Cincinnati. 

I’m no Wildlife Biologist or anything but I’m pretty confident about my ability to identify a very large extremely big lizard when I see one and not mistake it for a dude just living in Cincinnati.

hexmaniacmareen:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

A short manga about a cute assassin from Toshiya Wakabayashi, mangaka of Tsurezure Children

若林稔弥@最終12巻発売中 on Twitter

He tried posting it on reddit but couldn’t figure out how to so he just copied someone else’s post

I will protect this man with my life.

Another thing

He actually redrew one of the panels since the original animal pun couldn’t translate

Great news everyone! Part 2 is finally in English

https://twitter.com/sankakujougi/status/1064723124992671744

if you got a twitter account click the links and give the guy a like and maybe a retweet!

hotchickenballs:

darkbluescribbler:

cipheral:

buildingbridgels:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

I found the design!!!!

http://www.badwolfcostumes.com/p/versatile-fantasy-cape.html?m=1

I scoured the notes for thus and i refuse to rb a version without it so thank you kind wonderful stranger

They have a pattern for it on Etsy, for those who like to sew!

Yes please