I saw 0 wake me up when Sepetember end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed

Me and some college friends play a campaign every Thursday over Roll20 and Hangouts. We tend to send a lot of memes during the session as a “this is the face my character is making right now” thing. This week our halfling rogue couldn’t make it and on Friday he sent this.

profoundgaiety:

“It was born with me, Roddy, and I can’t help it.” From The Strand (1896).

vehementlyvagabond:

lokean mood inspirobots? lokean mood inspirobots.

bonus:

seth-s-lair:

Silver Rings and Earrings “Nefertem” with hot enamel and gems. Water Lily in Egypt is a symbol of the God Nefertem

available in my Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/Sanktum

Introducing the Uncle Friend

snakewife:

distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)

has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–

absolutely should not be in charge

absolutely does not WANT to be in charge

you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff

wants to help you out when you’re sad???

may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case

absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween

you’ve never seen more impressive shoes

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

@femaleuncles ?

profoundgaiety:

From Cosmopolitan (1921).

distantstations:

Pedro de Mena, Ecce Homo, c. 1674–85

lovelydeck:

greglestrade:

Interesting that I’m crying

Her shoe just right for her got dan feet

futchcassidy:

when your boyfriend promised your outfits weren’t too slutty for the costume party but you just arrived and they totally are