boxlunches:

holmesianscholar:

pixelrey:

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying

if you’ve seen the Peter Sellers movies it’s impossible to watch this without thinking Obi-Wan is going to fuck up big somewhere

@kyanve

New Macbooks and Imacs will brick themselves if they think they’re being repaired by an independent technician

myriadplethorae:

rsasai:

nbdimaspacenerd:

bogleech:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Last year, Apple outraged independent technicians when they updated the
Iphone design to prevent third party repair, adding a “feature” that
allowed handsets to detect when their screens had been swapped (even
when they’d been swapped for an original, Apple-manufactured screen) and
refuse to function until they got an official Apple unlock code.

Now, this system has come to the MacBook Pros and Imac Pros, thanks to
the “T2 security chip” which will render systems nonfunctional after
replacing the keyboard, screen, case, or other components, until the a
proprietary Apple “configuration tool” is used to unlock the system.

Apple does not tell its customers that the computers it sells are
designed to punish them for opting to get their property repaired by
independent technicians; the details of the T2 came from a leaked
service manual.

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/04/welcome-bootlickers.html

Shit like this is why we are supposed to keep businesses on a leash of government regulation but half of ya think that’s too mean and unfair to the livelihoods of trazilluonaires

Why I’ve never liked Apple, episode 45

Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

You know, I say this in a sheepish, not a hipster, way, but I have been using apple products since they were macintoshes in 1985, since I can remember, basically, but fuck that I’m out

headlesssamurai:

“I think the real reason so many youngsters are clamoring for freedom of some vague sort, is because of unrest and dissatisfaction with present conditions; I don’t believe this machine age gives full satisfaction in a spiritual way, if the term may be allowed.”

Robert E. Howard (1931)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

moranion:

crossroadscastiel:

jadegreenworks:

bluandorange:

robo-cryptid:

emotionalmorphine:

joasakura:

gymleadersi:

majin-rai:

wizardscience:

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

…..slime creature…..

Mine just said “bastard”

😐

“early 2000s glam tentacle alien”

Yeah…that’s about right.

“pastel tentacle alien”

I feel good about this answer tbh.

SEXY ASS UNDEAD BEAST OF THE NIGHT

gothic succubus? DEAL!

sensual vampire.

… that’s somewhat uncomfortably close to the truth

Tall mutant possum 😶

“Emo undead beast of the night”